Saying Goodbye to “The Bear”
In which we say goodbye to the best stress-nightmare inducing show about food pornography that's ever made it to air.
Algonquin
A revised version of a piece I wrote in the Spring of 2015 when I was grappling with substantial grief and a very, very bad over-prescription.
The Monsters Have Already Arrived (2026)
The 2026 pass at the 2001 essay that's still not something I'd shop around, but with my worst instincts sanded off.
The Monsters Have Already Arrived (2001)
The original version of an essay I wrote in 2001 in some misguided attempt to be McSweeney's before McSweeney's existed.
Chinese Fireworks
And sometimes we find ourselves in the exact same place a full decade apart.
Bartlesville Can Go Fuck Itself
Misadventures in Bartlesville, Oklahoma circa 2014.